Momma's Boy

Richie's a dumbass. But he's also a kid on this special day and he wants a slushy. 

He doesn't have a slushy machine... nor a Seven-Eleven nearby apparently. He does, however, have Gatorade. And like every broke and semi-creative child in the world, decides to make his own slushy by freezing said Gatorade in the freezer. Once his magical creation has frozen to his liking, he takes it out and grabs a steak knife.He's in the process of sawing through the bottle to enjoy his home-made slushy but his grip isn't just right and either the bottle slips or his hand does, but before you know it, he's managed to slice himself down to the bone.

He drops the bottle and knife, starts crying like a baby and runs to find his mommy. He gets a bandaid... and probably a kiss on his booboo.