Did you know that when they pierce your nose, they shove a really, mother-effin long-ass needle through your nose?? Like, that sucker when through my nostril down to my chin!! And Tiff is there on the side, laughing her ass off, trying to find her cellphone in the black hole that is her bag because,
"I have to take a picture of this!" She comes over to my side and the burly man with the black gloves and huge plugs chuckles and points,
"Make sure you get a good shot of that single tear running down her cheek."
...Assholes. The both of them.
